so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.

we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.

also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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