so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.

we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.

also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Dragon Eggs Found: 9756 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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