so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.

we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.

also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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