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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4705 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4396 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.
we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.
also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.
join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.
