MuscleMania: Failure is Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DiamondsRUs

champagne showers, Designer fashion, DiamondsRUs, exclusive clubs, exotic vacations, fine art collection, fine dining, first-class travel, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury handbags, luxury jewelry, luxury parties, luxury real estate, luxury skincare, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, Spa treatments, yachts

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Imagine a world where you can build your own mansion out of diamond blocks, ride a golden horse through fields of emerald ore, and swim in pools of liquid gold. That’s right, on our Minecraft server, you can live out all your wildest rich person fantasies without even having to leave your computer chair.

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	201	Astral Projections Made:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Votes:	9011
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Potions Brewed:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1177
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	6596	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Animals Bred:	39	Enchantments Applied:	117
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Towns Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	120
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mines Excavated:	2741
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	609041
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	514
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Players:	96/400	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43