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Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Items Found:	3092	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	169

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2780
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Secret Passages Found:	4	Votes:	8802
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	777500

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	301
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dimension Hops:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Votes:	7792	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchantments Applied:	57	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Players:	94/800	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2