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Players: 99/800 Votes: 4404
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Emeralds Found: 5823 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is like da fountain of youth for ur Minecraft character. We got all da crazy exercises u can do to make ur muscles super buff and strong.

Like, seriously, u can do squats, push-ups, and even lift virtual weights in da game. And get dis, every time u level up ur muscles in da game, u actually level up in real life too! It’s like magic, but better cuz it’s Minecraft.

So, if u wanna stay forever young and have da muscles of a Greek god, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got da best parties and dance-offs in Minecraft history. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun and gains. Join now and become a Minecraft fitness legend!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9012
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 140

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 9573
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ores Mined: 4452
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Dragons Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5303
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 460612 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 5118
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Farms Harvested: 385
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5752
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9818
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1361 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Animals Bred: 86 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Votes: 6683
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 614
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Void Armor Forged: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4330
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2618
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Votes: 6503
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 4339
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7776
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 166 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Divine Spears Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 7394
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Gods Slained: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6873
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Votes: 5657 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 139 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7073
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 5885
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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