Muppet Mania SMP – Film Remake

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is run by The Muppets! That’s right, Kermit the Frog is the server admin, Miss Piggy is in charge of grief protection, and Animal is…well, let’s just say you don’t want to mess with Animal.

But that’s not all! Our server has insane events like the Great Piggy Bank Heist, where players have to steal as much gold as they can from Miss Piggy’s vault without getting caught. And don’t even get us started on the time Gonzo accidentally blew up half the server with his TNT cannon mishap.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our Muppet-filled server! Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Adult, Alliance, Chaos, Classes, classic, Community, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, Friends, laughs, longtime, Minecraft, MONEY, Mythic Dungeons, ONLINE, Playground, power, PvP, Quests, RPG, RPG Features, rules, silly, Survival, Territories, VOICE

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

digital content, Digital Media, Epic, forbidden fruit, gfe, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online interaction, online presence, Server, Successful, Technology, virtual companionship, virtual connections, virtual experience, virtual influencers, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4734
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	6404	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ores Mined:	9341
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	83	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3879
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!