| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8444 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 312 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3947 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4114 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1026 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7794 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8278 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1510 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 690797 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 73 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9440 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2850 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 91 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9427 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2452 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6104 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3926 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7522 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 267 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6072 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8629 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9502 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1571 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 147 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5131 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 540894 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
