| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7918 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7514 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 411 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 175 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 37 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6630 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 105 | Crops Grown: | 9289 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4566 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
