| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 470 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 341 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 459 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6619 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 224 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 51 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 123 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 1061 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9898 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
SunVanilla is a survival tube server with its own characteristics
Join us 🙂
Survival
You will have a wonderful time on our server.
Optimized gameplay, interesting game mechanics, no creativity, and other things that distort the original meaning of survival
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
