MugCraft Server – No Lies, Just Mugs!

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother, Communication, emotional manipulation, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Golden Child, Guilt, Honesty, Individuality, Lies, Manipulation, MugCraft, Mugs, relationships, self worth, Self-expression, Server, sibling, validation, youngest child

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	125	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to send passive-aggressive mugs to your siblings without actually wanting to, just like in this story.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good mix of cheesy and tacky, just like that dollar store mug. And if you’re not the favorite child in your family, don’t worry – you’ll be the favorite player on our server!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being misunderstood and labeled as mean and ungrateful, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to never go with the flow – because where’s the fun in that?

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	750590	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	8788
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7048	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Ores Mined:	8198	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3660	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	4915
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1823
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	New Chunks Explored:	26796
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6151	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1188	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Votes:	9167	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?