Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take personal belongings very seriously! Just like the story of the missing mug, we make sure that your virtual items are safe and sound. Join us if you want to protect your pixelated possessions with your life!

Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like the office kitchen saga. You never know who might try to steal your virtual diamonds or raid your virtual chest. It’s a virtual jungle out there, so be prepared to defend your loot at all costs!

And if you ever feel like someone is being overly possessive of their virtual items, just remember the tale of the missing mug. Sometimes, a mug is not just a mug – it’s a symbol of love, memories, and epic Minecraft adventures. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious pixels in a world where every block tells a story!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

    Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

    Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 New Chunks Explored: 884664
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Robo Brain Minecraft Server

    Robo Brain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 738801 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8563 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Villages Defended: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

    ””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1980 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

    But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 295
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Runes Activated: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

    GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

    Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

    Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RegretCraft SMP

    RegretCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.

    As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Zombie Dances: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BroCraftGenderSwap

    BroCraftGenderSwap
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

    Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

    But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3092 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server
    haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyNaziArtist

    CraftyNaziArtist
    lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

    join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

    also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

    so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1425 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Birthday Lie Craft

    Birthday Lie Craft
    so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Limitless Longevity Fun

    Limitless Longevity Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6144 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Enchantments Applied: 167

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

    But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    BabyBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Emeralds Found: 3317
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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