Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take personal belongings very seriously! Just like the story of the missing mug, we make sure that your virtual items are safe and sound. Join us if you want to protect your pixelated possessions with your life!

Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like the office kitchen saga. You never know who might try to steal your virtual diamonds or raid your virtual chest. It’s a virtual jungle out there, so be prepared to defend your loot at all costs!

And if you ever feel like someone is being overly possessive of their virtual items, just remember the tale of the missing mug. Sometimes, a mug is not just a mug – it’s a symbol of love, memories, and epic Minecraft adventures. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious pixels in a world where every block tells a story!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

    VAllure General – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

    MarriageCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

    Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PreggoPurgeCraft

    PreggoPurgeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

    Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

    Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3385
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

    ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 126 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

    CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mines Excavated: 2679
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 965

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

    Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek
    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 122 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Crops Grown: 2463
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky HR Fun Land

    Blocky HR Fun Land
    So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

    And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

    So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Alien Abductions: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 171 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

    Arctic Ozone Measured
at Highest Level
Since 1979

Frosty Skyblock Empire
    Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

    But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

    And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 281 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.
    Server Name Simply Vanilla
    Overview Anarchy with NO Hacking!
    Online Since 2019
    Discord Community Strong and active
    Rules No hacking/duping allowed
    Server IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord Join our Discord
    Website Visit our website
    Map Size 10 TB+

    FAQ

    What is Simply Vanilla?

    Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

    Can I escape spawn?

    Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

    Are there any rules?

    The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

    ‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

    The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

    But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 442 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

    ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

    Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

    Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

    Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

    GenderSwapMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5119
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DigStraightDown

    DigStraightDown
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

    So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8072 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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