MugBlockerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take personal belongings very seriously! Just like the story of the missing mug, we make sure that your virtual items are safe and sound. Join us if you want to protect your pixelated possessions with your life!

Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like the office kitchen saga. You never know who might try to steal your virtual diamonds or raid your virtual chest. It’s a virtual jungle out there, so be prepared to defend your loot at all costs!

And if you ever feel like someone is being overly possessive of their virtual items, just remember the tale of the missing mug. Sometimes, a mug is not just a mug – it’s a symbol of love, memories, and epic Minecraft adventures. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious pixels in a world where every block tells a story!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1540
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Items Found:	4894	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	396	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	780	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	8272
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Farms Harvested:	383
Love Letters Sent:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9549	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.