Join our server for a wild ride filled with mechanical beings getting down and dirty with their second-hand pleasure devices.
You’ll never look at redstone the same way again after seeing what these robots can do with their used fleshlights.
Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this bizarre and hilarious spectacle – join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!
Join our server for a chance to relive all your favorite movie moments, but with a hilarious twist. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start reenacting the Titanic scene, complete with “My Heart Will Go On” playing in the background. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers doing their best Avengers cosplay, trying to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. Imagine a world where every block is a disco ball and every step is a dance move. You’ll be busting out your best floss dance while riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky.
So why join our server? Because where else can you battle zombies with lightsabers, ride on the back of a flying pig, and have a dance-off with a group of skeletons? It’s like a movie theater, but with way more explosions and way more laughs. So grab your popcorn, strap on your diamond armor, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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| Server Name | Sector Alpha |
|---|---|
| Established | 2012 |
| Server Type | Player-driven |
| Server Map | Large map with a focus on preserving history |
| Rules |
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To join the whitelist, please fill out the request form here.
Starting or joining a settlement is optional but encouraged. Many players have established elaborate countries with infrastructure and entertainment options.
No, PvP is enabled for fun but players should not engage in killing others without reason.
Griefing is a bannable offense on the server. Logs of all block placements are kept, and any damage can be reverted.
Players are advised to be cautious when bringing pumpkins as some players may not approve.
We got Godly Luck on our side, so you know you’re gonna have the best time ever building, mining, and trolling your friends. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?
Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for some epic adventures and endless laughs. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join our server and experience the thrill of taking care of virtual pets, cleaning virtual rooms, and turning off virtual lights. But beware, if you don’t do your virtual chores, you might get in trouble with our virtual mom!
But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this virtual household. You’ll have a virtual sister who may or may not help you out. Will you be the responsible one like the OP, or will you let your virtual sister take the fall for not doing her virtual chores?
And if you’re wondering why you can’t just move out of this virtual house, it’s because of financial reasons and because you’re in a virtual disability program that’s helping you get the virtual skills you need to live on your own. So come join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is virtual chores and virtual family drama!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it, whoever finds this potato will gain the ability to fly on a giant rubber duck and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. This creeper loves to dance to funky tunes and will drop disco balls instead of gunpowder when defeated.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a llama with you for good luck.
| Server Name | BadWolfMC |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Adult Minecraft Server |
| Experience Level | 8+ years |
| IP Address | PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM |
A peaceful and inclusive adult Minecraft server offering various game modes and events for players 18 and over.
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| All players must be 18+ | Only adults are allowed on the server. |
| No Griefing | No breaking or placing blocks in others’ areas. |
| No Client Mods/Exploits | Only Optifine allowed, no other client modifications or exploits. |
| No Advertising/Spam | Advertising or spamming is not allowed. |
| Common Sense/Maturity | Respect, fun, no harassment, racism, sexism, or hate speech. |
No, only players 18 or older are allowed on BadWolfMC.
Yes, the server offers survival, hardcore, skyblock, acid island, one block, prison, creative, and minigames.
You can apply for membership on the BadWolfMC website.
No, only Optifine is allowed on the server.
Yes, there are weekly Bed Wars tournaments and various other events to keep players entertained.
Oh, and don’t even worry about showing love for your oshi or getting all buddy-buddy with BFE and gosling. We’re all about that wholesome love here, no judgment zone, baby!
But hey, no drama queens allowed, okay? This server is all about the bros, so save that female collab talk for another day. And if you’re an indie looking to up your cute boy game, just watch some streams, lurk a bit, and whatever you do, don’t selfpost.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on all the fags we don’t tolerate here – bait fags, discord fags, number fags, you name it. But you know what we do encourage? Fujoshi, yumejoshi, and getting a little horny in the chat.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just remember, genderbends are a no-go, but everything else is fair game. See you on the server, fam!
Our server is so addictive, even your dad will want to join after he stops drinking (again). Who needs family drama when you can build your own virtual world with us?
So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family in our Minecraft community. Just don’t let your dad know, he might get jealous of all the fun you’re having without him!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Fruit Ninja, a mysterious figure who roams the land slicing and dicing fruit with unparalleled skill. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Fruit Ninja in a battle of fruit-slicing prowess, you’ll be rewarded with a bounty of rare and exotic fruits that will make all your friends green with envy.
So come join us on our fruity adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite)! Who knew that Minecraft could be so sweet and savory at the same time?
