Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Bitstamp will start distributing Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash to Mt. Gox creditors on July 25th – but that’s not all!

Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret admin on our server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Not to mention, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks – talk about bling bling!

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a pack of wild creepers dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with a chorus of explosions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks – they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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