| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9074 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3478 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8750 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4681 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2318 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7377 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3627 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5658 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4174 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 147 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5195 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 131 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 190 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2334 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7734 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3266 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 443 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Votes: | 8812 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 314 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7414 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 233 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1530 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2784 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 130 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5921 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 280 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9033 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6835 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3737 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5738 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 176 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
