| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1062 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6456 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 2627 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3190 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 649018 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5048 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2421 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 378 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 596 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4884 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3884 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6613 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2423 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5513 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3842 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9745 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2836 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2044 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6184 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8267 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7863 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 779404 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1642 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 262 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2178 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2158 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 211 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
