| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7812 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6665 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9319 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9127 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9214 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8137 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 70 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2052 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 85 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9431 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1273 | Magic Items Found: | 8221 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1112 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8577 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2131 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8214 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9694 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7368 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4475 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9343 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 166 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4336 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Potions Brewed: | 28 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2325 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4716 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4959 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8703 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 65 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4725 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 85 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9430 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 397 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!