Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with web scraping shenanigans and general revival madness.

Looking to bypass ratelimits without proxies? Look no further, we’ve got the inside scoop on all the best captcha services and proxy options. Our members have even mastered the art of network analysis and scraping tools to take their Minecraft game to the next level.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with talented individuals working on some seriously cool projects. From free music scraped from Spotify to a Discord spy tool used by comfags and kiwifarmers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even uncover some top-secret web scraping techniques along the way. Just remember, trannies worldwide hate us, but that only makes us stronger. See you in the game, scrapists!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ores Mined: 9248
Falling into the Void: 0 Villages Defended: 16
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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