MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER
45.93.200.23:25589

MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER
45.93.200.23:25589

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.
And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone griefing it because they got mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone who won’t yell at you for spending too much time playing Minecraft.
So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a loyal pack of wolves by your side? Join now and start building your happily ever after, one block at a time!


we got secret missions where u gotta sneak past the shadow fleet and deliver precious cargo to save the world from destruction. but watch out, cuz there be spies and double agents everywhere tryna sabotage ur mission.
if u think u got what it takes to outsmart the russians and save the day, den come join us on dis epic adventure. but be warned, things can get pretty intense on dis server. so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride like no other.

if u want ur brain to be as strong as ur pickaxe, then this is the server for u! we got crazy mini-games that will make ur heart race faster than a sprinting zombie! π§ββοΈ
our players have the best cardiovascular health cuz we keep them moving and grooving in the virtual world! πͺπΌπ₯
so come on down to our server and let’s build some epic structures together! who needs a gym membership when u can get fit and have fun in minecraft?! ππΌββοΈπ°
join now and let’s get those brains and bodies in tip-top shape! π₯π§ ππ₯