| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3781 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Farms Harvested: | 880 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1123 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1273 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3229 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9519 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4971 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7802 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7903 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6471 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3183 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5661 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 263 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5692 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 239 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 351 | Emeralds Found: | 2835 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7561 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 288 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2408 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 5748 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 152 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6221 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1423 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3892 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5957 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 292 | Emeralds Found: | 6626 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9739 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
