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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4128 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
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OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE FIESTA IN TIA JUANA LOOK LIKE A SNOOZEFEST! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MORE CHAOS THAN A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!
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