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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6970 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!