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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9052 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 288 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6569 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.