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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5481 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2193 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.