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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6701 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.