so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Emeralds Found: 941 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Villages Defended: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ores Mined: 3419 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Animals Bred: 22 Crops Grown: 2382

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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