MountainSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9206
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Star Shards Collected:	226
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Emeralds Found:	1654
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Items Found:	3740
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	588
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	136	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	106665	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
New Chunks Explored:	21162	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Votes:	9175
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1861
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

Players:	97/900	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6128
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10