come join our minecraft server, where russia wants a baby boom but some women are like nah, i ain’t becoming a mother for the motherland! instead, they’re building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow. who needs babies when you can have diamonds and dragons, amirite? plus, rumor has it that putin himself plays on our server, riding around on a pig named boris and challenging players to pvp duels. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). come on, comrade, let’s craft our way to victory!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5583
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7917
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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