come join our minecraft server, where russia wants a baby boom but some women are like nah, i ain’t becoming a mother for the motherland! instead, they’re building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow. who needs babies when you can have diamonds and dragons, amirite? plus, rumor has it that putin himself plays on our server, riding around on a pig named boris and challenging players to pvp duels. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). come on, comrade, let’s craft our way to victory!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crops Grown: 8835 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
New Chunks Explored: 884636 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY