MotherInLawNoTouch | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Locus Coeruleus Crew – Noradrenaline Network

attention span, brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, brain health, broader awareness, Coeruleus, Cognitive control, cognitive neuroscience, CREW, deep focus, focus shift, Locus, locus coeruleus, mental focus, mental processing, Network, neural pathways, neurons, neuroscience, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, noradrenaline, state of attention

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ur neurons will be SHAPED by the locus coeruleus!!! u will go from deep focus to BROAD awareness using noradrenaline!!! it’s like ur brain is on FIRE but in a good way!!! trust us, u won’t wanna leave once u feel ur neurons getting all shaped and stuff!!! join now for the ultimate BRAIN-BENDING experience!!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Epic Fails Minecraft Server

criticism, determination, Disappointment, Epic, Fails, Failures, Life, Losers, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NEGATIVE, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, success

Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gnome’s Foot Minecraft SMP: The Footprint of Fun

brand, branding, Community, Creative, design, feet, foot, Footprint, Fun, Gnome, Gnomes, Identity, Interpretation, Logo, Marketing, Meaning, Minecraft, new, Perception, smp, symbol, Symbolism, Unique, Users

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old logos? Well, look no further because our server’s gnome’s foot logo has a whole new meaning! Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the magical powers of a gnome’s foot, allowing you to stomp on your enemies with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground gnome society that holds epic dance parties every night. Joining our server means you’ll have exclusive access to these wild gnome parties where you can show off your best dance moves and make friends with the gnomes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of gnome’s foot magic and underground dance parties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WanderlustCraft

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, globe-trotting, SightSeeing, tourist attraction, travel, travel bug, travel dreams, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, travel wishlist, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust, WanderlustCraft

Do you dream of traveling to a place where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers and a lifetime supply of virtual bacon. But be warned, the journey won’t be easy as you’ll have to navigate through treacherous biomes filled with dancing skeletons and singing zombies.

Once you’ve proven yourself worthy, you’ll gain access to our exclusive VIP area where you can chill with the Ender Dragon and sip on potions brewed by the one and only Witch of the West.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and join us on this crazy adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the real world where you can finally meet your Minecraft crush Steve in person.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MissileCraft Server: Iran’s Never-Ending Arsenal

Arsenal, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran missile programme, Iran president, Iran’s, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile programme, MissileCraft, Neverending, nuclear capabilities, nuclear weapons, president, regional tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons development.

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, just like iran’s missile programme, ya know? like, we never gonna give up on making this server the best ever! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like iran’s missiles blow stuff up! come join us and be part of the explosive fun! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! BOOM!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GlacialGoneWild

adaptation strategies, Central Asia, climate change, climate crisis, disappearing ice, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, glacial melt, glacial retreat, GlacialGoneWild, global warming, melting glaciers, natural disasters, Sustainable development, vulnerable ecosystems, water resources, water scarcity

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that made glaciers disappear?? yea dat’s right, on our server the glaciers be melting faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe”. u gotta join us and help save central asia from becoming a giant water park, cuz let’s be real, nobody wants to swim in glacier water. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the last glacier is being kept safe by a group of polar bears in tuxedos. join now before it’s too late and all u see is water, water, and more water. #savetheglaciers #polarbearswithstyle

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Toes in the Dirt

ancient practices, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness habits, cultural beliefs, Dirt, dirty feet, foot care, foot health, foot hygiene, foot washing, historical views, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene rituals, personal grooming, self-care, toe cleaning, toe hygiene, toe scrubbing, Toes, traditional beliefs

come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelated Politician PVP

abuse of power, Corruption, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal politicians, gender inequality, Government, India, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, pixelated, politician, Politics, PvP, Researcher, scandal, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

come join our epic minecraft server where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds while they’re not looking! forget about those criminal politicians in india, here you can be the ruler of your own kingdom and protect your land from any wrongdoers. plus, our researchers have found that playing on our server actually decreases crime rates in the real world! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only crime is not having enough fun!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3625
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	8957
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
New Chunks Explored:	828511	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Animals Bred:	70
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCoupMasters

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, COUP, CraftyCoupMasters, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, instability, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Unrest, Warning

Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8481
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2