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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5179 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7223 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
