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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7254 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Star Shards Collected: | 257 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!