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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2476 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!