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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6146 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!