New Minecraft Servers

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server
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Players: 110/900 Votes: 7790
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

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  • Harvest SMP

    Harvest SMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4756
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Void Armor Forged: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Harvest SMP!

    We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

    Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

    Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.

    We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!

    Our main focus this season will be togetherness. In previous seasons we had no world border meaning you could build anywhere. In our end of season survey, one of the biggest issues we felt as a community was that everyone was too far away. So this season we will be on one single continent using the Continents datapack, with a world border that will occasionally expand to reveal more continents.

    A lot of our player base is in their mid 20s, but we have players in their 50s and older as well. Everyone is welcome here!

    Features

    Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks and plug-ins have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat plug-ins to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.

    A bonus to this season is the use of a biome datapack. It slightly overhauls the biomes in the game giving us a closer experience to what Mojang had teased with its’ wild update. We are using the Blooming Bioshpere datapack for this. Blooming Biosphere Datapack

    We also have a creative dimension!

    We plan on having a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

    Whitelist

    We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining. This is to ensure that you are a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process: Discord

    This server is very relaxed, there will be times with no events though we will try to have them as often as we can. The entire mod team works full time, but we try to be here as much as we can for all of you!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? Yes, this is an 18+ server.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join our Discord and begin the application process.
    Are there specific build styles required? No, all build styles are accepted.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is strictly prohibited.
    What can I expect in terms of community events? We aim to have community events as often as possible, but there may be times with no events.

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  • Epic Quest Minecraft 1.21.2

    Epic Quest Minecraft 1.21.2
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7026
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Crops Grown: 2268 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on, but in Minecraft form!

    We got more epic quests than a knight in shining armor could handle, and the loot is so good, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

    Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’re always down for a good laugh and some shenanigans.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pixelated madness and mayhem, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let the good times roll!

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  • UncleCreepBeGoneMC

    UncleCreepBeGoneMC
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 9478
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

    Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

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  • NoMoreNether – Too many ghasts and not enough snacks!

    NoMoreNether – Too many ghasts and not enough snacks!
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4631
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8806
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 259045 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a creepy, haunted mansion and got chased by a pack of zombie llamas? Yeah, that’s definitely a place you never want to visit again. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking parrots, and secret treasure chests hidden in the most unexpected places. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who loves to break out into dance parties whenever someone finds a rare diamond. So why not join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless those zombie llamas show up again, in which case, run for your life!).

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  • RainbowCraft: Happy Blocks & Crazy Minds

    RainbowCraft: Happy Blocks & Crazy Minds
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9720
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit for all u minecraft players out there. we got rainbow blocks and unicorn horses and all that jazz.

    if u join this server, ur mental health will be, like, off the charts good. like, u will be happier than a pig in mud. we got therapists in the game who will give u virtual hugs and kisses to make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    plus, like, if u identify as LGBTQ+, this server is, like, the place to be. we got rainbows everywhere and pride parades every day. u will feel so loved and accepted, u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

    so, like, come join us on this magical minecraft journey. ur mental health will thank u, and u will have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

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  • Newsky – private vanila server minecraft

    Newsky – private vanila server minecraft
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 9942
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Private free truck server at 1.21.4Entrance via Discord

    65.108.21.214:25628

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  • Quirm SMP

    Quirm SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 9574
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Farms Harvested: 767 Gods Slained: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Quirm SMP

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    Overview:

    In Quirm, We’re all about keeping it Unique and Simplicity. We aim to provide a space where players can relax and enjoy Minecraft in a fun and awesome way!

    Server Specs
    64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

    Why Quirm SMP?

    Our server features:

    • Have a pure vanilla experience with some unique twists and quests
    • Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends
    • Proximity chat gameplay
    • CoreProtect to prevent griefing
    • Unique events and competitions
    • Lag-free experience with 20 TPS

    Rules & Expectations:

    • Must be at least 17 years old
    • Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
    • Be civil, have common sense, and respect others
    • Must have a Discord account to join

    Additional Info:

    • All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
    • Exclusive items through weekly events
    • Mobs and players drop heads upon death
    • Builder-friendly server
    • Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4 with Simple Voice Chat
    • Weekly events and border expansion

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  • Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1

    Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8880
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3974 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Falling into the Void: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

    We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!

    I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?

    Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!

    So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

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  • NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer

    NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4649
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate roommate drama in a virtual world! Join now for a chance to deal with pesky roommates like Liz who never leave and make a mess everywhere they go.

    Experience the thrill of trying to kick out unwanted guests while navigating through a virtual dorm room with a curtain separating you from the chaos. Will you be able to convince your roommate to see the light and get rid of their freeloading friend?

    Join our server now and show off your negotiation skills as you try to maintain peace in your virtual living space. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate roommate drama queen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyBoyzStealinCash

    CraftyBoyzStealinCash
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 4749
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Dragon Eggs Found: 3631
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

    Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

    Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

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  • PixelPraiseCraft

    PixelPraiseCraft
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4425
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5475 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Animals Bred: 186
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

    One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

    AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9589
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

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  • Echoing Realms 1.21

    Echoing Realms 1.21
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9668
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

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  • SkiPatrolShowdown

    SkiPatrolShowdown
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8696
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

    Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

    And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

    So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

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  • OuchMyMinecraftSMP

    OuchMyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 2357
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

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