Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

comfy story, coping, Eat, Goyim, Jews, jidf, kikes, Minecraft, POL, retards, Safety, Server, Terrorism, Terrorize, Truth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3220
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	1283	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	2951
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchantments Applied:	290	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	249	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	66	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Potions Brewed:	153
Dragon Eggs Found:	7506	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6672
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1681
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	3382
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8810	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	711
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Votes:	5779
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?