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Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	9364
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Runes Activated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	3420
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Farms Harvested:	696	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	7352
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8