MossCraft! Where pets run wild and players run even wilder! Join now for chaos and cute companions!

Automatic Server Restarts, bedrock, Biomes, Bluemap, Chaos, chat reports, companions, Custom world, cute, Discord, Grief Prevention, hats, In-Game Voice Chat, Join, Lay, mojang, Mosscraft, Particle Trails, Pets, Players, Premium Pets, Ranks, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Sit, smp, Structures, Whitelist, Wild, WILDER

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom World	With nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures Provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape and Structory.
World Reset	Brand new reset on May 5th, 2024
In Game Voice Chat	(not required)
BlueMap Webmap
Premium Features	Pets, Ranks, and Particle Trails
Cross Platform	With Bedrock to play with our Console and Mobile Gamers
Fast Leaf Decay	No leaf crusher needed
Grief Prevention	Log player actions with rollback ability
No Chat Reports	Mojang won’t be snooping on chat activities
Fun Features	Put any block on your head as a hat, automatic server restarts, 10,000 block world border

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Come to our Discord and apply to join: https://discord.gg/Z7ff9PYqVv
Is the server only for PC players?	No, it is cross platform and can be played with Console and Mobile gamers using Bedrock.
Are there any special perks for premium users?	Yes, premium users get access to pets, ranks, and particle trails.
Can I grief other players?	No, there is a grief prevention system in place with the ability to rollback actions.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set at 10,000 blocks.

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ores Mined:	2534
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	192	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	75317	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	805	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ores Mined:	9944	Mines Excavated:	2260
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	757

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!

EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

capacity, China, containment measures, emergency, EpicHMPV, Epidemic, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, HMPV, Hospitals, Infectious Disease, medical facilities, Minecraft, outbreak, overwhelmed, pandemic, Patients, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Surge, Virus

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!

CraftyBlockz: No Freeze, No Concessions, Just Fun!

aggression, appeasement, Concessions, Conflict, CraftyBlockz, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Evil, FREEZE, Fun, Geopolitical, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Négotiation, Peace, political leaders, public figures, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis server ASAP!

imagine this: u log into the server and u see a giant chicken riding a pig while shooting lasers out of its eyes! yeah, that’s right, we got crazy mods that will blow ur mind!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles armed with diamond swords! only the bravest of players can conquer this challenge!

oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy? yeah, u heard me right, CANDY LAND!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing adventures that Minecraft has to offer! remember, “do not appease evil,” but do join our server for a wild ride!

Hydro Gap Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, alternative fuel, carbon emissions, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy independence, energy innovation, energy security, Energy Transition, environmental impact, gap, government policy, HYDRO, Hydrogen technology, infrastructure development, Philippines, public awareness, public perception, renewable energy, Sustainable development, technology adoption, transportation sector

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens.

if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.

so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.