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The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	4644	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	2345
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	121
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Towns Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4063	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	63
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crops Grown:	6001	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Potions Brewed:	182

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Votes:	3575	Potions Brewed:	95
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2