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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3559
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	7800
Secret Passages Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1636
Crops Grown:	6968	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	117
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Votes:	359
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Animals Bred:	89	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Votes:	1859
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2084	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Emeralds Found:	572	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crops Grown:	3394	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Enchantments Applied:	193	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3