| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9028 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8949 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1741 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 633 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 6441 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 65 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 272382 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7694 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9831 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 339 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2051 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1959 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Potions Brewed: | 68 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 358 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5871 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8708 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 150 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2579 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5545 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 261 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6330 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9529 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2692 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
