🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8913 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 82 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
