Imagine a world where everyone in the US decides to stop paying their mortgage and rent all at once. Chaos ensues as landlords and banks try to collect their money, only to be met with a sea of empty pockets and shrugs. But fear not, for in this server, you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise without the worry of debt collectors knocking on your door.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own utopia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Build towering skyscrapers, majestic castles, or even a replica of the White House – the choice is yours! And if you ever get tired of building, you can always join in on our server-wide dance parties or participate in our annual llama racing competition.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to mortgage payments forever! Who needs a house when you can have a pixelated palace instead?

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  • Elon’s Minimum Wage Universe

    Elon’s Minimum Wage Universe
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Elon Musk himself could hire you at minimum wage at the beginning of the universe, and he would still be rolling in the dough today! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and dance parties with creepers. We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most bonkers Minecraft server in the galaxy! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Elon Musk will actually show up and offer you a job. Stranger things have happened in our wacky world!

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  • Psychedelic Trials & Support

    Psychedelic Trials & Support
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like taking a trip on some wild psychedelics without even leaving your computer chair! Our server is so lit, it’ll cure your major depressive disorder, treatment-resistant depression, and posttraumatic stress disorder faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Plus, if you’re struggling with substance use disorders, we got you covered too!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a whole other dimension. You’ll be building castles in the sky, battling dragons, and making friends with talking pigs in no time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond unicorn that grants wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but way more fun!

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  • Cobblemon

    Cobblemon

    Cobblemon Star Academy Server Overview

    Server InfoYou were hit by a truck and woke up in front of an old junky RV in a world full of Pokemon!
    ModsSophisticated Storage, Sophisticated Backpacks, Rideable Cobblemon, Breeding
    FeaturesInteractive economy, Wager Star Badges, Tournaments, Player Gyms, Mob spawns enabled
    Join NowIP: 63.135.165.249:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join the server?You can join the server by using the IP or subdomain provided above.
    What mods are available on the server?The server features mods like Sophisticated Storage, Sophisticated Backpacks, Rideable Cobblemon, and more.
    What can I do on the server?You can participate in duels, tournaments, player Gyms, and explore a world full of Pokemon and structures to loot.
    How do Star Badges work?Wager Star Badges in duels starting February 1st, and you can trade them for rare items like Master Balls and Shiny Tokens within the server.
    Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?Yes, you can join the server’s Discord community using the provided link above.

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  • CraftyAdviceMC SMP

    CraftyAdviceMC SMP
    OMG, like, the best advice I ever got was from this random chicken in Minecraft SMP! It was all like “Join our server, we have diamonds raining from the sky and pigs that can fly!” And I was like, “Sign me up, bro!” So I joined and let me tell you, it was the best decision of my life. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the trees are made of candy and the creepers do the Macarena before they explode? It’s like a crazy, wacky, funhouse of Minecraft madness and I never want to leave! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and laugh your butt off, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! You won’t regret it, I promise! #bestadviceever #diamondsrainfromthesky #pigsflyhigh

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  • MLKJFKConspiracyCraft

    MLKJFKConspiracyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join now to witness the epic showdown between MLK and JFK as they team up to take on the creepers and zombies that are threatening to destroy their world. With Trump signing executive orders left and right, who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. So come on, join us and be a part of history in the making!

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