Mortals & Mythos VS Hypixel

alpha release, Community Focused, dark fantasy, dark gothic, Hardcore, high fantasy, immersive experience, immersive lore, immersive world, large projects, lore-rich, Mysterious, new grounds, pseudoscience, Puzzles, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, story-arcs, Supernatural, Survival, treacherous journey, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1175	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Star Shards Collected:	59	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Comparison of Hypixel and Mortals & Mythos

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Limited roleplaying experience
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Potential for lag due to high player count

Mortals & Mythos

Pros	Cons
Unique hardcore roleplaying experience	Alpha release with ongoing development
Dark Gothic and High Fantasy setting	Limited player base during alpha
Immersive lore and storytelling	Potential for bugs and glitches

FAQ

What is Hypixel?

Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers, known for its wide variety of minigames and large player base.

What is Mortals & Mythos?

Mortals & Mythos is a unique hardcore roleplaying server with a Dark Gothic and High Fantasy setting, focused on immersive storytelling and lore.

Which server is better for roleplaying?

Mortals & Mythos would be a better choice for players looking for a more immersive roleplaying experience, while Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames and a larger player base.

Can I join Mortals & Mythos during the alpha release?

Yes, you can join Mortals & Mythos during the alpha release by visiting their website or joining their Discord server for whitelist information.

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Votes:	8392	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7904	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5489
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7294
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Farms Harvested:	151
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Items Found:	4048
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crops Grown:	4649
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3657	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	331656
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	6416
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!