Mortal Minigames | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	123	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	28

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6117	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9957	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	134	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

Players:	103/900	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5