MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	7193	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	739159
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7094
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LunchRoomGrief

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	237	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BoomTalkCraft

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

nightmare mc

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》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Confluent SMP

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A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	167	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2902	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mooming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Emeralds Found:	753
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7057	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Villages Defended:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why wait to join? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6992	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.