Morning Macrophage Mayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yuri’s Good Year 2024 Minecraft SMP

2024.., Analysis, Anime, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Girls Love, Good, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Media, Minecraft, opinion, pop culture, queer, relationships, review, romance, smp, trends, year, YuRi, Yuris

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	144
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be in 2024! Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, yuri is the currency of choice! That’s right, forget about emeralds and gold, here we trade in yuri! And rumor has it, the more yuri you have, the better your chances of surviving the next creeper attack! So come join us and see if 2024 really was a good year for yuri!

JoyfulMining SMP

Accomplishments.., Blessings, Contentment, family time, favorite activities, good news, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, JoyfulMining, Laughter, love, mental health, mindfulness, nature walks, Peace, positive moments, Relaxation, self-care, Small victories, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and shooting out fireworks. It’s like, totally insane, you gotta join for the lols! #potatolife #unicornsandrainbows #minecraftmadness

LoveCraftedSociety

cultural influences, emotional impact, external pressures, family, family dynamics, family influence on love, interpersonal relationships, love, love and family, love and society, LoveCraftedSociety, pressure from family, pressure from society, relationships, romantic relationships, societal expectations, societal influence on love, societal norms, societal pressure on love, society

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	69	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding love? Or maybe society’s unrealistic expectations are making it impossible for you to find your perfect match? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, love is in the air and there are no external pressures to hold you back!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream love story brick by brick. Who needs a dating app when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds? And forget about awkward family dinners, because on our server, your only family is your fellow players who will support you in all your romantic endeavors.

So why wait? Join our server and let love bloom in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your true love in a virtual world filled with creepers and zombies. Love conquers all, even in Minecraft!

CraftyAir Minecraft Server

air travel, Airline (Industry), Airlines, Aviation, commercial airlines, CraftyAir, crash, Embraer 190, Flight Cancellations, flight suspension, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, passenger safety, russia, Safety, Server, Tragedy, Transportation, travel, Updates

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7463
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even airlines are suspending flights to Russia just to play on it! Like, there was this epic crash with an Embraer 190 and everyone was like, “I gotta join that server ASAP!”

Join now to experience the thrill of flying without actually crashing in real life! Who needs airlines when you can just teleport around the server like a boss? Plus, you never know when a random plane might crash and make headlines, adding to the excitement!

So come on, join the chaos and mayhem on this server where even airlines can’t resist the temptation to play! It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally!

KimJongCraftWarz

Army, Asia, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, global conflict, heavy losses, International, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraftWarz, Military, News, north korean, ukraine conflict, War, world news

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2239	Enchantments Applied:	216
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we make north korean forces fight zombies in ukraine! it’s a wild ride of chaos and destruction, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere. you’ll never know what to expect next, maybe a giant chicken boss or a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 10 minutes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insane adventure? join now before the aliens invade and steal all our cookies!

MegaCraft Server: Meters & Kilometers

Astronomy, Conversions, Distance, education, Engineering, geology, international system of units, Kilometers, length, Mathematics, MegaCraft, megameters, METERS, metric system, PHYSICS., scales, scientific notation, Server, Standards, Technology, terrameters, units of measurement

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

come join our wacky minecraft server where we measure things in meters and kilometers but never megameters or terrameters because that’s just too mainstream for us. why join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. it was lit, fam. another time, someone stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of cake. true story. so if you want to experience the craziness and absurdity of our server, come on over and join the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have!

KINGDOMS

Anarchy, base, Duping, Factions, Fun, gear up, Growing, HACKING, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, Small, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Animals Bred:	190	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

This is a small and growing Minecraft server semi anarchy so no hacking or duping you have to join a kingdom when you start but besides that make a base gear up with your team and have fun

Berrygang.org

EXPlay server Minecraft

banner, classic, Community, EXPlay, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, server description

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Classic minecraft server

explay.aternos.me:11592

Pumpkraft Modded MC

all the mods 9, atm 9, Claim protection, Forge, Homes, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, Network, Playtime ranks, Positive community, Productive community., Pumpkraft, PvE, Rtp, smp, staff online, To the Skies, tpa system

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Server Name	Modpack	Server IP
PumpKraft Medieval MC	Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v13	mmc4.pumpkraft.net
PumpKraft ATM 9 To The Sky	All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Overview:

PumpKraft is a modded Minecraft community with servers for Medieval MC and ATM 9 To The Sky modpacks. We offer extra features like toggleable PvP, claim protection, homes system, playtime ranks, and 24/7 staff support.

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! https://discord.gg/pumpkraft

FAQ:

Q: What modpacks does PumpKraft offer?

A: PumpKraft offers Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 and All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3.

Q: What features does PumpKraft servers have?

A: PumpKraft servers have toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and 24/7 staff online.

Q: How can I join the PumpKraft servers?

A: You can join by connecting to the respective server IPs: mmc4.pumpkraft.net for Medieval MC and tts9.pumpkraft.net for ATM 9 To The Sky.

Q: Is PumpKraft a positive and inclusive community?

A: Yes, PumpKraft strives to maintain a positive and productive community for all players. Everyone is welcome to join!

The Lost Chronicle 1.21.1

1.21.1, Chronicle, Communication, deleted tweet, digital consequences., digital footprint, internet, Lost, mistake, online accountability, online behavior, online presence, online privacy, online reputation, oversharing, privacy concerns, regret, social media, social media etiquette, social media impact, social media management, social-networking, tweet deletion

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with deleted tweets and mysterious disappearances.

Come on in if you dare to uncover the truth behind the deleted tweet and embark on a quest like no other.

Experience the thrill of unraveling the mystery while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion that awaits you on this server. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Hello /b/ Minecraft SMP

b.., Chat Rooms, Communication, digital conversation, forum users, hello, Hows, internet culture, internet slang, internet subculture, it going, message boards, Minecraft, online chatting, Online Community, online forums, online messaging, smp, Social Interaction, text-based communication, Today, virtual communication

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7921
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in the ring while players place bets and cheer them on. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the reigning champion chicken to a duel!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Join their ranks and become a master prankster, pulling off elaborate schemes and trolling your fellow players in the most hilarious ways possible.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the chaos!

PerspectiveShiftedMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed my life, changed my perspective, enlightenment, eye-opening, life changing, life-altering, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftedMC, profound realization, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, shift in perception, shifted mindset, shifted paradigm, shifted worldview, smp, transformation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about life. Like, seriously, this server is like the Matrix but with blocks and creepers.

So, get this, when you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Baaarry who will guide you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. But here’s the catch, the pickaxe isn’t just a regular pickaxe, it’s actually a portal to another dimension where pigs can fly and chickens rule the land.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stop the llama uprising and restore peace to the Minecraft universe.

Oh, and did I mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty much the coolest thing ever.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime and uncover the mysteries of this wacky Minecraft SMP server, then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ParentalNoobsCraft

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, empathy for parents, Experience, family, growing up, Humanity, humility, Life, life lessons, Maturity, ParentalNoobsCraft, parents, perspective, realization, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that launched you straight into the moon (don’t worry, we have oxygen tanks)?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about participating in our weekly “Build-a-Banana” contest where the most creative banana-themed build wins a prize (hint: it’s a banana suit for your character)?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world where the only thing predictable is the unpredictable. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. See you there!

DriveByDumplingz

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, court verdict, crime, Crowd, DriveByDumplingz, Driving, Justice, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass murder, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, societal impact, Tragedy, vehicular homicide

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	714976	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can drive ur virtual car into crowds of virtual people without getting sentenced to death!! with 35 different ways to kill ur enemies, u will never get bored on this server. come join the chaos and see if u can become the ultimate virtual murderer!

R.I.P. Not Today!

Condolences, cultural phenomenon, death, digital communication, DISRESPECTFUL, humor, initialism, insincere, internet culture, ironic, memes, mocking, online trends, overused, R.I.P, sarcasm, Slang, social media, Today, trend, viral

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8196	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	1878
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so like, imagine you are wandering through the land of this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you come across a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle, just strutting around like it owns the place. you think to yourself, “what in the blocky world is going on here?” but before you can even process it, the chicken starts talking to you in a british accent, offering you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

but that’s not all, oh no. as you journey through this wacky server, you’ll encounter dancing llamas, flying pigs, and even a group of zombie villagers throwing a rave party in an abandoned mineshaft. and let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and surviving, but also about having a good time and laughing your blocky head off, then this is the place for you. join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become friends with that dapper chicken and take on the ultimate quest to defeat the evil overlord sheep who’s plotting to turn the entire server into a giant wool factory. RIP boring servers, this one’s where the real party’s at!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	9698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2068	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3