Morning Macrophage Mayhem

detect, early part of the day, harmful substances, heightened, immune cells, immune response, inflammasome activation, Macrophage, Macrophages, MAYHEM, morning, Respond, robust, time of day

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Villages Defended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got macrophages running around like crazy, detecting and responding to harmful substances like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, depending on the time of day, these bad boys function differently!

In the morning, these macrophages are on fire, their inflammasome activation is quicker and more robust. It’s like they’ve had their morning coffee and they are ready to kick some immune system butt! So if you want an immune response that’s heightened during the early part of the day, then this is the server for you!

Join us now and experience the madness of macrophages in Minecraft like never before. Who knew immune cells could be so wild and crazy? Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us today!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	6516	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude. So, like, if you’re feeling old and crusty, this server will make you feel young and fresh again, trust me bro. Like, the other day, I saw this old dude join and he was walking around like a grandpa, but after playing on our server for a bit, he was running around like a kid on a sugar rush, it was hilarious bro.

And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?

So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!

CraftySafeguard

cautionary actions, CraftySafeguard, defensive strategies, emergency preparedness, Foresight, precautionary steps, preventative actions, preventative measures, proactive behavior, protective measures, risk avoidance, risk management, safety awareness, safety first, safety habits, Safety Measures, safety practices, safety precautions, safety protocols, safety tips, self-preservation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Votes:	8073
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Have you ever built a giant fortress made entirely of diamond blocks just to protect yourself from a horde of angry zombie pigmen? Well, on our server, that kind of epic preparation is just a regular Tuesday! Join us and never worry about being caught unprepared for a surprise attack from a gang of creepers again. Trust us, you’ll thank us later when your diamond fortress is the only thing standing between you and certain doom. So come on, join our server and start building your own crazy creations to keep yourself safe in the wild world of Minecraft!

CraftySyrianEduRevamp

changes, concern, Conflict, controversy, CraftySyrianEduRevamp, curriculum, education, Government, Impact, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, parents, policy, Politics, REFORM, Régime, School, Students, Syria, teachers, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2102
Crops Grown:	3898	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so like, u know how skool is boring and stuff? well not on our minecraft server! we got a new syrian government skool curriculum that will blow ur mind! learn how to build epic castles and redstone contraptions while dodging creepers and zombies! u wont even realize ur learning cuz ur having too much fun! join now and become the ultimate minecraft master! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a teacher on our server! u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Hardcore survival server Minecraft

description, Hardcore, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Farms Harvested:	985	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	4756	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Hardcore survival!

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OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, Experience, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

OrbitMC Staff Team https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Q: How can I get whitelisted on the server?

A: To get whitelisted on the server, you can follow the instructions provided on our Linktree page. Simply click on the link and follow the steps to join our community.

Q: What perks do I receive for joining the server before release?

A: Players who join the server before the official release may receive a special perk as a thank you for their early participation. Stay tuned for more information on what these perks may be!

Q: How can I get involved in the OrbitMC community?

A: You can get involved in the OrbitMC community by joining our Discord server, participating in server events, and interacting with other players. Our staff team is always looking for new ways to engage with our community members!

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Isles, mystic, No. 929542185 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Secret Hidden Enigma Intrigue Clues Puzzle Mysterious Covert Unidentified Uncertain Confidential, Realm

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	New Chunks Explored:	480033
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	5531

Yo, bros and broettes, get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join? Because our virtual world is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow forest filled with dancing unicorns and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and rescue kidnapped villagers. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest adventure of your life!

BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	1298
Enchantments Applied:	71	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Votes:	4093	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2417
Star Shards Collected:	73	Divine Spears Created:	21

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9152	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Love Letters Sent:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	287	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mines Excavated:	2124	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	53
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Emeralds Found:	4794	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK